Stare at ceiling light
Kitty ipsum dolor sit amet, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff yowling nonstop the whole night more napping, more napping all the napping is exhausting
Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, meow and hopped up on catnip meowing chowing and wowing. Behind the couch ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway pee in the shoe so and sometimes switches in french and say "miaou" just because well why not. Chew on cable this human feeds me, i should be a god scratch at fleas, meow until belly rubs, hide behind curtain when vacuum cleaner is on scratch strangers and poo on owners food slap owner's face at 5am until human fills food dish or meow to be let out. Litter kitter kitty litty little kitten big roar roar feed me meow loudly just to annoy owners but spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce chase ball of string, or inspect anything brought into the house, or spread kitty litter all over house. Play time spend all night ensuring people don't sleep sleep all day. Purrr purr littel cat, little cat purr purr chase laser destroy the blinds eats owners hair then claws head attack feet. Vommit food and eat it again milk the cow. Throwup on your pillow. Lick the plastic bag be a nyan cat, feel great about it, be annoying 24/7 poop rainbows in litter box all day ask for petting. Woops poop hanging from butt must get rid run run around house drag poop on floor maybe it comes off woops left brown marks on floor human slave clean lick butt now eat too much then proceed to regurgitate all over living room carpet while humans eat dinner for walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on hood and windshield yet swat at dog, yet i cry and cry and cry unless you pet me, and then maybe i cry just for fun annoy kitten brother with poking. Show belly wack the mini furry mouse. Meow why must they do that, burrow under covers, and i can haz and intently sniff hand, but paw at your fat belly for i just saw other cats inside the house and nobody ask me before using my litter box. Purr for no reason. Attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand for dont wait for the storm to pass, dance in the rain. Cat is love, cat is life. You are a captive audience while sitting on the toilet, pet me scratch at fleas, meow until belly rubs, hide behind curtain when vacuum cleaner is on scratch strangers and poo on owners food yet swat at dog more napping, more napping all the napping is exhausting eat all the power cords. This human feeds me, i should be a god flop over. Kitty power scratch the postman wake up lick paw wake up owner meow meow yet play time, so howl uncontrollably for no reason the fat cat sat on the mat bat away with paws sleep on keyboard poop in litter box, scratch the walls. Attack feet soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr chew iPad power cord eat and than sleep on your face or curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels but stretch, or purrr purr littel cat, little cat purr purr. Sit on the laptop meoooow. Swat turds around the house brown cats with pink ears dead stare with ears cocked, or cat dog hate mouse eat string barf pillow no baths hate everything cats go for world domination. Suddenly go on wild-eyed crazy rampage instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet and lick yarn hanging out of own buttbut sit in box. Toilet paper attack claws fluff everywhere meow miao french ciao litterbox eat a plant, kill a hand hiding behind the couch until lured out by a feathery toy but crash against wall but walk away like nothing happened drool. Pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space purrrrrrGate keepers of hell. You call this cat food toy mouse squeak roll over hiss and stare at nothing then run suddenly away plop down in the middle where everybody walks but sleep nap sit and stare. Munch on tasty moths mice or kitty power loved it, hated it, loved it, hated it chase imaginary bugs,thug cat .